I sort of thought just this trailer was long enough to cover all the key jokes, but hey.
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If they wanted to do a straight comedy, they could have at least looked at also getting the rights to something that wasn’t such a part of education for so long…
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I hadn’t seen that but now the Onion story from yesterday makes more sense.
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There’s a company that appears to have acquired the rights to the Deloren Motor Company name and IP, and are making a “blockchain based reservation system” to sell EV versions of the infamous car. And they are promoting it with… essentially an NFT based giveaway They managed to get Christopher Lloyd to do a youtube video promoting it. I hope he got paid in cash up front.
(filed under “I sat through all that and went ‘what the fuck are they actually promoting’”)
Edit: No, not linking to the site. I have a feeling that it’s going to either be a rug-pull fraud, and/or the car itself when/if it finally makes it to market is going to suck even worse than the original 80’s car.
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Maybe his wife is actually a succubus.
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That would be perfection, seeing as he’s an incubus.
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Incubus + succubus. If the urination/attack was all there was to what I would have expected for a ‘demon world’ version of matter/antimatter interaction, then I am very, very disappointed.
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Well, of course you’re disappointed. All fucker tv dinners does is fail.
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It’s one thing to consider those as D&D characters. But these people are seriously deranged.
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My sphincter tightens whenever a ‘god’ gets brought in for some final decision.
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I get shaky, and hot flashes. I remember when those fuckers burned me at the stake.
Every time.
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To Protect Their Identities
snailgods
Does anyone know what those weird things coming out of the side of their heads in the first pic?
peterpanswendy
I know what they are, as I’ve seen them in my terrarium as well…
They’re “male” reproductive parts…… AKA snail boners.
Not sure the eyes are what should be censored here 
merelygifted
whooosh
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How can it keep getting worse?!
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Back in high school I had this conversation once:
Some Rando: “Let me guess: ‘Black is what we wear on the outside because black is what we feel on the inside?’”
Me: “Nah. I just hate colours.”
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The china shop is big… so…
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