“I’m not stuck in here with you; you are stuck in here with me… and would I really like some snuggles and skritches.”
merelygifted
From my warped BF
woodelf68
Screams and smacks it with a broom
stealing-your-kittens
takes the broom away and smacks you upside the head before cuddling the cat spider That’s no way to treat a fluffy friend
merelygifted
/grabs broom before WoodElf68 can smack catspider & gets WoodElf68 outta the room and away from “scary” Catspider
/pets Catspider with Stealing-Your-Kittens
/we say idiotic things like “Oooh! Lookit all those cute leggies!”
ETA:
mostlycatsmostly
thenatsdorf
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
immaplatypus
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
official-mugi
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
just-things-i-enjoy
Him face
luccorvus
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
catsbeaversandducks
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)
titimylove
REBLOG HIM FACE FOR MOST EXCELLENT LUCK ALL 2022 
merelygifted
I LOVE HIM FACE
ltwilliammowett
Tom - ship’s cat of HMS Caroline, 1916
We have black cat called Allspice. He can sit up but only for a few seconds. The little guy in the video is amazing!
We used a ladder to get something from the top shelf of the pantry. Allspice walked under the ladder. Is that good luck or bad luck, and for whom?
Anything Allspice does (or doesn’t do) is good luck for Allspice and all of Allspice’s positive connections 
Interesting stats on Russia and cats:
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Russia leads the way with the highest household cat ownership rate, with an astounding 59% of households owning a cat.
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Of the top 10 countries with highest cat population per capita, Russia comes in 5th with 25 cats purrrrrrr 100 people.
Culture and tradition enter into the figures, but I have a feeling that there’s another reason: Stress Relief.
ДА, ТОVАЯISCН. АLSО FОЯ ШАЯМТН, & АGАIИSТ МIСЁ !
{Yes, that is a complete sentence, comrade board code, and so is this}
- Как объяснишь свою маленькость? -
merelygifted
How do you explain your smallness?
I’m a nugget.
Looking at this again, I realize I can’t possibly be the only one who wants to see this image inverted.
D’awwwwwww!