(US) Representative Follies

She really put him in his place. I’m just sad it didn’t show his reaction!

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I know it probably wouldn’t have been prudent, but I would have loved to hear the response to “I don’t know whether to call you professor or comrade.” be “I’m not sure whether to call you senator or fascist.”

How is it that, ~70 years after McCarthyism, “communist” is still seen as a cheat code for smearing anyone running for public office?

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Because it’s been pounded into the heads of people ever since they were kids. Remember, there are people serving in government who were alive when McCarthyism was at its height; can you imagine what that Kennedy’s childhood was like to have him be the way he is now?

Don’t get me started on the media’s presentation of it.

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“Looky over here! I didn’t sleep with no underage girls!”

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he’ll drop him like a hot rock when he finds out Rittenhouse isn’t underage anymore…

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What I meant is that Gaetz is using Rittenhouse to distract from his own legal woes re underage girls.

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It looks to me like he’s been given a pass on that. The feds sure aren’t doing much. I suppose they may not have much good evidence, other than his “buddy” ratting him out. But that’s not enough. Rumor is that the girl won’t cooperate. And he is a sitting Congressman. If they do go after him, they’d better not miss.

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:man_facepalming:

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Well, the schools that need the cancer-causing asbestos removed have closed down…

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there’s so much wrong there, i don’t know where to begin.

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I feel pretty sure some of those guns are illegal.

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At least (most of) the muzzles are pointed safely and all fingers are off the triggers? They’ve cleared the low bar for these kinds of pictures, but that’s not saying much…

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There’s probably a company that will come out and take your Xmas-n-Guns photo in your home, including rented guns (for the best profitability, of course) so that rich-enough GQPers can publicly display their Trump Loyalty Test™ and make sure to get marked on the Nice List. Photog and assistant even pose the people so nobody gets bent about trigger discipline or whatever.

Of course, I know that there are people who own very many guns, including the ones that only make real sense in a war zone. I just think that not all of them are true gun nuts, just politicians who need to be seen that way.

Zoinks, did I just outline a rough business plan? Jinkies, I don’t feel great about that, scooby doo.

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Years ago I guy I worked with thought of a business plan for sending prayers to heaven. For $50 or so, a person would send the prayer, and he would message it to the sky by Morse code with a laser pointer. But he felt it would be fraud, because he’s an atheist, and never did.

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I’ve heard about services that will take care of one’s pets after the rapture, but that might have been a joke.

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Pets don’t get to go? Then I don’t want to go either.

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Bah, everyone knows all dogs go to heaven. :smiley:

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