My son put all the weight back on that he lost while both of us were sick! And my milk production is back up. Hell m-fing yes!
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I’m really happy to hear that. Happy baby and mom 
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Found the perfect side tables and lamps for my sofa. Now I have light!
Debating on whether I need something above the sofa or not. I’m considering a big starburst mirror.
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A huge framed photo of your kitty would look just right.
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We have long thought he missed his calling as a model but, sadly, he gets bitey and pointy for random reasons and would probably not be the most compliant kitty model.
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These are fabulous!!!
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Every time I’ve watched this video, it’s frustrated me to no end that I couldn’t figure out what the tattoo on her shoulder blade says. I mean, it’s six lines of text; I should be able to figure out a few of the words, and use those to put the others i in context, but nope. The words I was seeing didn’t show up together in the right configuration in any text that I could find.
Turns out I was misreading about half of the words (which is why my Google searches were coming up empty); I finally correctly read one full line (the third one) which led me to the rest of the text.
That’s one irrational compulsion dealt with. Only about a million left to go.
Oh, and I actually decorated my place for the Christmas season this year, which is something of an achievement, I suppose.
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Don’t leave us hanging… What did the tattoo say?
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It’s a poem about a mermaid.
I wouldn’t want to deny anyone else the same satisfaction by giving more detail.
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There once was a mermaid named Coral…
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Whose hobbies were mainly immoral . . .
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I was thinking along similar lines, although I thought that “oral” would be the second rhyme and “(im)moral” would conclude.
I’m actually supposed to be writing a children’s show right now.
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I guess a dirty limerick would be not be appropriate.
Actually I think “oral” should be the last line, going from the general to the specific . . .
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She’d pull young men down
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On the other hand, good limericks often end with some form of reversal, so progressing from oral to the rejection of other possibilities because “That just wouldn’t be moral” also has potential.
Well, one of us is apparently going to have to right (or write) this thing after so much thought.
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All right then. Someone else can add a different ending, but:
There once was a mermaid named Coral
Whose hobbies were mainly immoral
She’d pull young men down
'Neath her seaweed gown
Then she’d let them all drift back littoral.
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I like it. When people hear it, they may wonder why the young men are literally drifting back though.
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When they hear it, they might not hear “littoral.” 
You’d think suitable words ending in ‘k’ would be more common.
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I had to look up the word. But it has the reversal you mentioned — expecting “oral” and not getting it.
I see what I did there.
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