“This is what you want; this is what you get.”
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Isn’t one or the other trademarked?
Or they owned by the same company?
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Had I been on the aerial lift bridge, I’d’ve given her a master’s salute.
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The Denver Zoo will close early on Saturday due to a planned social-media inspired “takeover” of the zoo’s surrounding park by a large group of teenagers.
A spokesperson for the zoo told NBC affiliate KUSA that it will open at 7:30 a.m. and close at 1 p.m. due to the gathering, which is being referred to as the “City Park Takeover” online.
A similar event took place in the city last weekend, with hundreds of teenagers descending at the Northfield Mall, causing some fights to break out that involved the response of law enforcement, KUSA reported.
It is unclear if there is a specific group organizing the events.
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Some of them are sort of nice, but on the whole this is a shitload and a half of pure nope.
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I’m not particularly fearful of heights or anything but that’s just a whole lot of nope for me.
That being said, this is pretty damn clever:
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I’m guessing you mean clever as a visual joke? (I’m having trouble imagining anyone but a circus performer or Buster Keaton using those additional bits. 
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Right. How would one shuffle out of a window and reach the rungs? Maybe the first one, but then how to reach for the second rung?
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Far too close to the window, they look slightly more plausible to climb up rather than down.
Either is a hard nope anyway!
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What’s with the broom???
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Ooooh, I get it.
A witch lives there.
I think I get it…
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At least you’ll only hit one on the way down?
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I assume the witch parked the broom there (after using it to get down to street level–who needs a ladder?) and walked to Starbucks. Or something.
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Could be just a broom to sweep the pavement kept at hand, could be put there to ward off Travellers.
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