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Referring to one actor playing 9 characters, Dr. Sarcofiguy asked me, “Why did you put him through all of that grand madness?!” 
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I guess he misses having parasites.
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Good enough to die for, if you’re Henry I of England.
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Catholic bishop resigns after falling in love with Satanic erotic fiction novelist
Headline of the week already won.
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They really need to let the clergy marry 
but yes that headline wins, sounds like it could be a sitcom or romcom
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When replacing German characters, I think it helps that Germans on American TV tend to be very blond, just like Danes on German TV.
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I’ll take your word for it!
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If you’ll ignore a string of cliches, what’s the over / under on RFK jr Darwinning himself with one of his medical “hold my beer” moments?
Lampreys 2 - Brainword 0.
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In 20000 Leagues under the Sea whaler Ned Land says that lampreys are an acquired taste. That seems plausible enpugh to me, speaking as someone who can’t imagine ever wanting to acquire it.
Lampreys (and hagfish) are a gift to science – there are so many things we would never know about early vertebrate evolution if they had not survived. So I guess can appreciate them. But I don’t want dead ones in my mouth and I definitely don’t want live ones on my arm. 
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They are very primitive fish, aren’t they?
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What even are fish? Do fish exist? Is there such a thing as a fish? And so forth.
(/s)
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I sincerely hope they weren’t injured by chewing on RFK jr.
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They may have caught parasites.
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They vomited for hours after, the poor dears.
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As a Brazilian I don’t know what to say… ЧУЧУКА… I must make a tshirt with it now
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If only: Now they have a taste for RFK jr and nothing will stand in their way!
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