10,000% sure. Ain’t no Baby Ruth bar slightly curved and that long.
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ah! the old “TransAtlantic Cable” turd…
gotcha!
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That’s disgusting… but this topic must be fed. So… more.
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Same here! The lifeguards cleared the pool of swimmers. A vivid childhood memory, if NOT a cherished one. It may be why I’ve never been able to stop thinking about what’s floating around me while swimming in a public pool.
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They’re bowls of people soup 
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I loved that pool ---- then NOT after the turd incident. It had a couple of massive filters spaced far apart and centered in the pool. Above the water surface the filters each presented a conical structure that looked very much to be the same shape and size of the Apollo Command Module. We would pretend to save the capsule’s occupants or be the astronauts exiting it. The turd put an end to visiting the pool ever.
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If only that little boy’s parents hadn’t landed on Turd Dropper for his nickname. 
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Almost as bad as the Head Family naming their child “Dick”.
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Dropping the kids off at the pool, were they?
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People gazpacho, jacuzzis are people soup.
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We all grieve in our own ways.
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until they say something
Or until they call an ambulance.
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I was imagining the librarian refusing to lend any more books! 
“Um, we’re sorry but there’s been a temporary hold placed on this account…for your safety.”
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Surely any librarian worth their spectacles-chain would hold out to see who gives up first.
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