Looks like city Gov will be running Pride this year. This is highly concerning for any government to be running a Pride.
Hopefully just a one time emergency- but no further info just yet.
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Years ago, I was watching a documentary about one of the big Yankistani cartoon studios. One of the producers was little more than a glorified bean counter, and universally disliked. One day he walked into the studio, and told the artists that purple isn’t funny. “Don’t use purple in the cartoons.”
The artists looked at each other, and a plot was born.
After the bean counter left, they created the purple-est cartoon ever, which was naturally a big hit.
Wish I could remember who that idiot was. 
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Also to prevent face oils smudging your eyeglass lenses.
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That seems like a pretty wild thing to just randomly start doing, but i’m glad something is actually coming of it that is helpful to people.
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Reminds me of
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“It is not the case that I lost a bet. I lost a series of bets, most of them double-or-nothing.”
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“I fell asleep on my stag night”
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I assume he also had penises scrawled on his face with permanent marker.
{Girls use eyeliner steada permanent marker…on other girls, anyway. On boys, all bets are off, esp depending upon the crime committed.}
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This is functional though. He’s immune to tiger attacks.
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Trump doesn’t seem to have eyelashes. Just sayin’.
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Jail locks down after convicted killer goes missing for 12 hours. Then cops realize they forgot him at the courthouse
Did you check the seat cushions?
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Gritty Home Alone reboot, Kafkaesque farce or Hallmark romcom?
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Horror movie. He was down the back of the couch the whole time…
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