That’s the summary of your life you want inscribed on your gravestone.
Here lies Brian Johnson
Known to his friends, enemies,
and law enforcement as Liver King
Steroid Denier
At peace.
(Note: the remains interred here have a half-life of 500 years.
Please do not disturb this grave or interfere with the protective
reinforced concrete and steel sarcophagus until at least 2550.)
There’s a graveyard in Toronto filled with cholera victims, mostly Irish immigrants, which can’t be dug up for a couple of hundred years because cholera is an anaerobic bacteria and can survive for an amazing time in the ground.
When I was doing archaeology, a coworker and I were voluntold to dig out the officers’ latrine at a fort site, down to the level where anaerobic bacteria could survive. We weren’t allowed to have lunch with anybody else, and we had to decontaminate for lunch and when we left for the day. Strangely, I don’t recall if we had to wear hazmat gear.