So then not only was Smilodon not actually a tiger, it wasn’t even properly saber-toothed. 
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A former friend of mine purchased a claymore at a Renaissance Faire. Whilst swinging it around he managed to snap it in half against a window ledge. I told him that he now had a claybeg instead of a claymore. He didn’t get my joke at all.
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Ask the Master.
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Not at all. You have stabby things and slashy things and things that can do both.
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It is not to regulate sales (although it does) it prohibits ownership, except in certain circumstances, (all these knives are already prohibited to carry in public). So I cannot have my stabby, cutty things hanging on the wall or stuck at the back of the wardrobe – and I am okay with that.
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From that pdf: “Ninja Sword Claim Form” might be one of the best names for a piece of paperwork I’ve seen in a long while, even if it’s the opposite of what you might expect. (Instead of claiming your government-supplied sword, it’s getting compensation for surrendering one)
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Ninja Sword Claim Form sounds like it could be an early Fall song.
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Repo Man is always in tents.
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That Time In The ’80s When Chrysler Built Cars In Freaking Space And Took Ricardo Montalban With Them
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