It’s not like the lamb did anything Baaaaaah-d.
Also that guy sounds real sweet. He’s helped about 200 orphaned lambs, he’s a good one in my book and i’d buy him a pint.
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Ricardo Montalbon’s voice saying the words, “rich Corinthian leather” echos through my head.
(“Corinthian” leather was actually made in New Jersey)
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I guess if it works… 
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Did they order a Belgian Lambic?
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And odd!
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A drunk man wearing flip-flops invaded a race and won a medal in Brazil. He was just looking for a way to fight hangover.
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By these folks?
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I remember that from years back. I’m surprised it’s even real leather. I assumed it was “leatherette” PVC.
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Do Hyundais have rich Ioniq leather?
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Are shrimps not a bit too fragile to be used as forks?
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have you ever handled live shrimp?
those fukkers will cut a bitch! they are sharp and poinky all over and they flip around.
don’t want to get that in yer eye, no!
you would rather your eyeballs scooped out with a caviar shell than poked out with a shrimp fork, but etiquette separates these utensils to their proper places, and one is never swapped for the other.
saving you the embarrassment of societal faux pas, you’re welcome.
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We were kindly mentioned in the description 
Oh, and D got a Moon Monster pin via ebay:
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Love that moon monster pin!
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Oddly weird, weirdly odd!
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We’re well impressed with it, too. Makes us smile whenever we see it. “It’s pretty great, because it’s reflective,” D says. “It’s got a mirror back.” He’s sending me an illustrative photo thereof. I’ll edit this post to include it.
Here 'tis!
He’s trying to figure out where it should go - one of his hats, perhaps…
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