but, wait! hear me out here…
you’ve heard of kopi luwak, the “cat poop coffee”…
what if you could dry the corny bits of cat-scoop (cat scat?) and market it to people with more money than sense as a high-value, high-potency, popcorn that cannot be replicated?
there are gullible folk that could be easily separated from their money to be among the elite who can say they not only can afford it, but find the subtle texture and nuanced flavors of cat poop popcorn a thing to post about on their influencer accoints.
needs a clever marketing scheme. “POOPCORN, you are not worthy…”
toxoplasmosis all but guarantees a loyal, addicted, return customer base.
