I think I see the problem with MAGA dating apps.
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Huge self own there, dude.
Can someone send her a list of divorce attorneys?
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“Good thing he doesn’t know about my toy collection.”
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Plot twist: pwapboi is the serial killer.
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These four kittens are the ancestors of every neurotic cat you know.
And little wonder.
Fuckin’ 70’s. 
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Believe it or not, Avocado is all the rage over here now.
According to a builder friend of mine, certain trendy* people are paying fortunes for original 70’s avocado green bathroom fittings.
Sheesh, people, huh?
- Citation needed.
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So should I start gathering up the old bathroom fixtures in “retro” colors I occasionally see roadside on bulk trash days and ship a container to the UK for fun and profit?
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Oh, shit yes.
You’ll be quids in.
Fuck Bitcoin.
Avocado is where it’s at.
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Well, that was fucking great. Thank you, I love it.
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It’s as if Laugh-In and Pucci inspired the Spanish dance troop, and Andrew Lloyd Webber went 
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I grew up in North Carolina and spent quite a bit of time at the Outer Banks with my parents. I better know who Edward Teach was!
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Example of avocado decorating can be seen here:
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You finally made me curious enough to look it up myself. My first thought was “that’s it? Really?” 
The people up in arms about losing their investments in a scam named for her are even more incomprehensible, though.
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Satire isn’t dead as such, but it’s constantly being outpaced.
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Our house had avocado siding when we moved in. As soon as could we changed it to blue.
We also had a third-hand car that color, but lack of funds meant we had to keep it for 8 years.
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Oh come on, a box of matches isn’t that expensive.
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