We need him to fix more interstate signs. What irritates me the most are the signs identifying the exit right at the exit, instead of before (which I guess would be too sensible).
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A Michigan priest known for leading religious relic tours and hosting an exorcism podcast has been charged after allegedly placing a teenage girl’s hair in his mouth and proceeding to floss his teeth with it.
Father Carlos Martins, a member of the Catholic Church and the co-host of “The Exorcist Files” podcast, was charged with misdemeanor battery in Illinois for the incident in November.
“The Exorcist Files” podcast, which is accompanied by a book with the same title, boasts of Martins’ ability as an expert in exorcism and relays his personal stories.
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Surprise surprise (not)
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Um… wow… WTF…
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Was his nickname “Bob”?
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There was no word on the fate of the monkey.
Not great is my guess.
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If you saw the Hims & Hers Super Bowl ad about their “life-changing” approach to fixing American obesity and “the system,” you should know they’re actually just a compounding pharmacy selling non-FDA-approved mixes of weight-loss drugs - basically the apex of health care capitalism, warts and all
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But the best part is you don’t have to go to a doctor to get a prescription! /s
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And boner pills.
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That one was met with howls of disbelief in our 
household.
Since the 
plans to annex us, and having heard references to the Cleveland “Toilet Bowl”, we wanted to see what the “Super Bowl” was all about. We looked up a bit on the ritual, prepared snacks and obtained 
(albeit locally brewed, given the traditional aversion to 
is stronger than usual at the moment).
It was a religious experience.
Not of the “scales fell from my eyes” type…
More like sitting through 4 hours of your distant cousin’s uniquely enthusiastic and mystifying local church service, where the rituals were odd (was that a baptism?), the language leaves you confused (where to begin on that one?), and the whole presentation has uncomfortable cultural subtexts you don’t quite feel you understand, but at the same time fear that you do (why do the TV presenters favour the team in red, when they look like they are there just to be practice targets for the team in green?).
It was a weird, odd evening.
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Be proud.
You have watched more Super Bowls than I have. 
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I don’t know what it is about American Football but it’s just boring. I can’t bring myself to care and nothing about it is interesting to me 
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One of my kid’s friends was over yesterday and quite aggrieved when she discovered she was returning home before the game was finished. It’s boring! It’s loud! I can’t even be in my room without it being loud!
If the next one isn’t so late in the day, we’ll invite her over for the whole time n
Our kid kinda idly wondered what all the fuss was about and asked if we could watch some. Sorry, babe, we don’t have a way to watch it. So sad 
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Well, they’re not wrong.
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Also funny because Sirianni profusely thanked God in his first quick interview after the game.
The juxtaposition is 
Also, it made me wonder: if God helped the Eagles win, does that mean he hates KC? Patrick Mahomes and his MAGA teammates always praise God after their wins. God must really dislike KC. (Sorry, @danimagoo)
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