Or ex-files (the ones that disappeared).
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Maybe she was waiting for the Win95 update via 3.5" floppy disk to fail mid-way. Again.
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Probably already up to around disk 20 when it happened. 
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The times i had it fail close to or at 99% was enough to make me want to point a rifle at the computer as well.
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It’s the correct way to season your stomach.
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I made pink pancakes with Torani syrup… I don’t even remember what flavor it was now.
My brother likes to add the chai spice flavor to pancake mix and we all got in the habit. But since we discovered the joys of ube, our pancakes are usually a weird grayish purple but soooo tasty…
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First off, avoid Wallyworld whenever possible. Second off, fresh strawberries, macerated, will definitely make your pancake batter pink and provide good flavor, but reduce the amount of sugar in the batter. Unfortunately, the strawberries generally sold at grocery stores won’t work as well as local or backyard grown. 
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And strawberries are damn sure to taste better than that gloppy goop.
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Bad dog!
There’s definitely more to this story than they’re saying.
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love that there is a dedicated “florida” column.
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The woman upthread pointing a gun at a computer clearly knew that one day she would have to take down one of these things and wanted to practice.
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The Italian version of men’s adventure magazines looks much more operatic. Oh, weasels ripped your flesh you say? Well my dog gleefully danced and shot me when it caught me having a picnic with my secret lover!
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