Well, that sounds like fun. Luckily it will all be underwater soon, right? What? They can swim??? Yeah, we’re fucked.
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i suppose it could act as a life raft in the SuperTerminatorMite Apocalyse.
good thing the house is on concrete stilts/ pilings and the substrate is solid coral limestone rock. not that any of that will deter Hybrid Monster Termites from Hell for very long.
@Docosc they swim?!
::shudders::
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“A wide variety of mammals enjoy eating termites. The African aardwolf, which closely resembles the hyena, feeds primarily on them, hunting them by detection of subtle but distinct sounds as well as odors secreted by soldier termites, and using their long tongue (impervious to termite bites) to lick them off the ground by the thousands. Aardvarks and anteaters use their tongues to eat termites out of their mounds.”
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ooh! an aardvark that sounds just like Rodney Dangerfield would be lovely!
maybe he could do something about street chickens and iguana, while he’s at it?
asking too much?
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I had to look up aardwolf.
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the colonel appears to be duck hunting.
i see that he finally retired after the failed Kentucky Fried Duck™ chain went under.
down here, iguana is sometimes called “chicken of the trees”. perhaps this colonel could put his herbs and spices to a new fast-food delicacy - Kentucky Fried Igducken™. fried mystery meat nuggets of unknown proportion. it all tastes like (street)chicken.
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What about Aardman?
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Wasn’t it Chronicles of Amber that had one of the worlds featuring “Kentucky Fryed Lizard Partes?” Pretty sure it was.
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Hey - those iguanas could be a profit center for you!
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we just had a hatch. there are baby iggies running all over the neighborhood.
maybe i should scoop 'em up while they’re cute and tiny. better saleability that way, too!
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Uh, good boy?
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Good boi on a bad hair day?
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Among the Aardwolf, punk fashion never went away.
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Jesus tapdancing Christ
“The reason state troopers are being summoned to arrest the homeless, a WSMV4 Investigation found, is that they are working for a proprietary security organization in which the troopers are paid with private dollars by a downtown Nashville business organization.”
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Fing cops
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