I don’t know why I can never remember that… I know I’ve been told what it is several times…
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For whatever reason, I can’t unblur it.
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That’s weird. I guess no real reason to blur it since it’s a plot point from a movie that came out last year and a trailer that’s just been released. I just noted that Luke’s going to be in the film as a force ghost…
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Yeah, the original Dark Empire wouldn’t work without Leia trying to rescue Luke. But the most outlandish parts can still be salvaged.
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I just don’t have the excitement I used to have.
Sure the TIE fighter scream tightened my chest, but I’m Star Weary.
I loved Rogue One and Solo.
TFA and TLJ were okay.
Sure, I will go to this. Probably not opening week, but I’ll go to the theater.
But, Billy Dee is in it. So I guess I have to go now. Maybe smuggle a Colt45 in to honor him.
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I have zero faith in JJ Abrams to deliver a satisfying conclusion to so much as a knock-knock joke.
The title isn’t helping.
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Oh. JJ has this one again?
See. That’s how far my apathy is. Didn’t even know who was directing.
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JJ Abrams: Knock knock!
nimelennar: Who’s there?
JJ: That’s the question, isn’t it? Who would be knocking at this hour?
nimelennar: …
JJ: Nobody is there when you open the door, but there are hints that someone was there and left in a hurry. A dropped scrap of paper, and footprints in the direction of the woods…
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That’s a complete mischaracterization.
I would totally reply “That’s-the-question-isn’t-it-who-would-be-knocking-at-this-hour who?”
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Fair enough. It occurred to me that you might, but I was imagining he’d interrupt before you got that far anyway. 
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Ah, okay. That makes more sense.
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And he’d keep talking over you.
For six incomprehensible seasons.
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Turns out you got in a time machine went back and knocked on your own door.also your dead for some reason.
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Speaking of time machines…obligs…
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April Fool’s?
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Of course The Root would be the ones to write about this…
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His voice hasn’t aged at all, but in that clip it seems as of the rest of him can’t wait to turn 60 somehow.
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