Well this is interesting

My wife works at a knitting store and has a vlog, but this is a discussion about the Star Wars chronology, as explained to her boss. (10 minutes)

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Excellent illustration of what knitters really talk about when theyā€™re hanging out.

[Off to watch the whole thing and check out those awesome striped cardis some more. They make me want to make a Hanne Falkenberg jacket at long last.]

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Not just Minnesotans:

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When things as simple as ā€œdisplay this fontā€ arenā€™t.

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The reason people canā€™t zipper merge is because we canā€™t trust each other on the road. That is the beginning and end of it, and it wonā€™t be fixed by just telling people that it would be more efficient otherwise.

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Itā€™s also the law, which most people donā€™t realize.

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There are so many laws people ignore on the road. I get the reason for it, but if people wonā€™t do it, they wonā€™t do it.

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if the same people were on foot, they would all merge intuitively and even let people in.
put them behind the wheel of a cage, the lizard brain takes over, and this is why we canā€™t have nice things.

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Example:

The endless arguments about how people should cross the street at the crosswalks and while the lights are saying cross instead of donā€™t cross.

Now for me thereā€™s the added deathtrap that the crosswalks are at intersections, where the cars are often firing turn signals, the lights are often firing their own brainscramblers, and so on. So I often have to avoid intersections to avoid getting safetied into the street again and potentially killedā€¦

But thereā€™s the common deathtrap that the lights say to cross at the same time as cars are driving through. For example, right turn on red is standard here, so if you donā€™t wait for cars to finish, then you get hit by drivers looking left while turning right. If you do wait, you might get to cross as the light fires orange brainscramblers, or in the next cycle, after waiting for the next set of cars. For another example, somme intersections are set up to time the left turns through the crosswalk when people are supposed to use the crosswalk.

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Itā€™s not generally possible to cause a half-mile-long flaming pile up on foot, even on an escalator. The escalator has to catch fire itself. Maybe if everyone wore cheap taffetta made of nitrocelluloseā€¦ but people donā€™t wear explosive clothes for a reason.

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right, well, weā€™ve normalized using machines that can and fairly often do cause a flaming pile-up, and saying thatā€™s crazy only makes everyone think the sayer themself is crazy.
itā€™s like an entire culture gaslighting you.

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Maybe the refusal to zipper is a subconscious protest. Like, if we have to be professional about our driving, then pay us for our commute and we can all live in a worldwide MYami not YOURami.

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Which one is Glenn Danzig?

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the band is far better known than the film these days but believe it or not the film is the source of the bandā€™s name

1977ā€“1978: Formation and Static Age
Misfits were formed in 1977 in Lodi, New Jersey, by Glenn Danzig, who had previous experience performing in local bands. He named the band after actress Marilyn Monroeā€™s final film, The Misfits (1961).

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I donā€™t even have the trouble with blinking lights, but I agree. In my experience, itā€™s just safer to cross in the middle of the block, where traffic will only be coming from one direction until you get to the center of the street, and then only from one other direction, (and is likely to be moving relatively steadily and with the drivers more likely to be looking forward) then at an intersection where traffic is randomly stopping or going in 8 different directions and the drivers are distracted by looking in all the other directions or trying to figure out if this is where they need to turn.

And then as you mentioned, there are the intersections where sometimes red means ā€˜go if you feel like itā€™ instead of stop, or the crosswalk timers are all wrong.

But people think Iā€™m crazy whenever I say crosswalks should be in the center of the block where itā€™s safer instead of at an intersection.

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