Where's the questions thread?

[Archon]

Did you expect me to earn a Donalding (or a Lynching), there?

[strokeybeard]

If a tree falls in the woods and there’s nobody there to hear it, how come is your bicycle made of cheese?

[Slartibartfast]

Did I miss anything whilst I was on holiday?

[Daveb]

Were you gone?

[Slartibartfast]

Is this what happens when I’m gone?

[miasm]

[Slartibartfast]

Are they McDonald’s cheeseburgers?

[Daveb]

Are they called cheez burgers because of the metric system?

[japh]

There’s a questions thread?

[Daveb]

You’re still alive?

[japh]

I am?

[japh]

Does waking up to this after not breathing qualify as alive?

(Protip: breathing is useful)

[strokeybeard]

Maybe you’re undead?

[japh]

Would that explain my obsession with braaaaaaiins?

[strokeybeard]

Not necessarily - you might be vegan. How do you feel about graaaaaaiins?

[japh]

What if I have a sweet tooth and prefer sugar caaaaanes?

[strokeybeard]

Are there zombies yet?

[CleverEmi]

Did you wait a very specific number of days to post this?

[strokeybeard]

Yes, yes I did.

Was it worth the effort?

[CleverEmi]

?