Is there a follow up question due in a very specific number of weeks?
Is that what you call a question where you come from?
Can I go to the bathroom?
What, am I on an airplane?
You mean this isnât a casino?
Isnât flying on an airplane akin to a game of chance?
Did you think your stealth edit would slip by unnoticed?
No? Is my confusion about which thread I was on enough to gain me some mercy? Or shall I take my Donald? (but, please, please, can it be the traditional Donald, instead of the Don of our Discontent?)
Does the statement âYou go with the Donald you have, not the Donald you might want or wish to haveâ mean anything to you?
Can I at least be relived that the statement doesnât include having the âDonald you deserveâ? Or do we already have the Donald we deserve?
So next time round do you want to go for duck or sutherland?
Unless Scrooge McDuckâs vault is included, who would choose Duck over Sutherland?
Anybody else feel like a dickhead because they just figured out theyâve been mistaking Tom Petty for Tom Waits? And wondering why nobody was mentioning that distinctive gravelly voice? No? Just me then?
Am I even worse for confusing Tom Petty for Ted Fucking Nugent?
Can I bum a ride to the nearest ________?
Star cluster?
Can I say, âyes, yes you are,â?
Can I say âGuilty as charged?â
Was it Popeye who said âI think therefore I am?â