If I said “no”, would you believe me…?
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Did you know that ‘gullible’ isn’t in the dictionary?
Are you expecting us to check?
What do you think?
Would you like to buy a bridge?
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Is it a bridge too far?
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Why would you want to go to Farr?
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Where’d everybody go?
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(blinks) Where… where am I?
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Did I come in the right room?
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Where are the sanitary wipes?
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Are they sanitary?
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Are you feeding me straight lines? Do you expect me to say “Well, they were…”?
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Did you expect me to earn a Donalding (or a Lynching), there? 
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If a tree falls in the woods and there’s nobody there to hear it, how come is your bicycle made of cheese?
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Are you getting better at this?
Did I miss anything whilst I was on holiday?
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Were you gone?
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Oh for fuck’s sake; weren’t you on the “don’t post until @Slartibartfast gets back from holiday” list either? Where can we get a better secretary for this sort of thing?
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Is this what happens when I’m gone?
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