Would there be fisticuffs if you were?
[I may have deleted that for being more snarky than intended, though wouldnât the `stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye` emoji at the end have helped?]
Is it wise to mention that when I started this, I was chanellingâ somewhere between Only Fools and Horsesâ and The Sweeney?
Itâs all and innit?
Or Chas and Dave?
Donât they wander well into stereotype territory?
You arenât in BST?
I donât think I have⌠have I? Does being close count?
Did you go to bed?
Barring death, isnât the answer certain to be yes sooner or later? And shouldnât I be going to bed myself, sooner or later? (And isnât it Irish Iâm sounding to be asking myself that, so it is?)
And isnât it poetic that itâs now 2am local time for me now?
Saaarf landan has honour? Whoâs was it originally, and have they missed it yet?
Why are you asking questions you donât want the answers to?
Maybe we really do want the truth? Do you think we can handle it?
Have you washed your hands?
Does peeing on them count?
Are you passing liquid soap?
Are we counting uses from previous civilisations?
Are you saying itâs homeopathic soap?