Where's the questions thread?

Would there be fisticuffs if you were?

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[I may have deleted that for being more snarky than intended, though wouldn’t the `stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye` emoji at the end have helped?]

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Is it wise to mention that when I started this, I was chanelling​ somewhere between Only Fools and Horses’ and The Sweeney?

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It’s all :apple: :apple: and :pear: :pear: innit?

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Or Chas and Dave?

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Don’t they wander well into stereotype territory?

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You aren’t in BST?

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I don’t think I have… have I? Does being close count?

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Did you go to bed?

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Barring death, isn’t the answer certain to be yes sooner or later? And shouldn’t I be going to bed myself, sooner or later? (And isn’t it Irish I’m sounding to be asking myself that, so it is?)

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And isn’t it poetic that it’s now 2am local time for me now?

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Saaarf landan has honour? Who’s was it originally, and have they missed it yet?

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Why are you asking questions you don’t want the answers to?

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Maybe we really do want the truth? Do you think we can handle it?

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Have you washed your hands?

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Does peeing on them count?

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Are you passing liquid soap?

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Are we counting uses from previous civilisations?

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Are you saying it’s homeopathic soap?

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If so, shouldn’t @Daveb get that checked?

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