It’s all and innit?
Isn’t it only a problem if you’re channeling Dick Van Dyke?
Or Chas and Dave?
Aren’t Chas and Dave an accurate portrayal?
Shouldn’t you go to bed now it’s 1:40am?
Don’t they wander well into stereotype territory?
You aren’t in BST?
Does BST apply in Singapore?
I don’t think I have… have I? Does being close count?
Did you go to bed?
Barring death, isn’t the answer certain to be yes sooner or later? And shouldn’t I be going to bed myself, sooner or later? (And isn’t it Irish I’m sounding to be asking myself that, so it is?)
And isn’t it poetic that it’s now 2am local time for me now?
Saaarf landan has honour? Who’s was it originally, and have they missed it yet?
Didn’t it fall off the back of a lorry, guvna?
Why are you asking questions you don’t want the answers to?
Maybe we really do want the truth? Do you think we can handle it?
Have you washed your hands?
Does peeing on them count?
Are you passing liquid soap?
Are we counting uses from previous civilisations?