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Few details are as yet available, but still!
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At least it didn’t get pushed fall out of a window
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I had no idea they’d been limoing about in cybertrucks.
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It very clearly drowned.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The arteries of Donald J. Trump are “extremely unlikely” to serve a third term in the White House, the blood vessels said on Tuesday.
In a social media post, the vascular tubes pushed back against Trump’s recent musings about remaining in office beyond his second term.
“Leaving aside the constitutional issues, there are serious anatomical issues,” the arteries said. “The pressure on us has been unbearable.”
At the White House, Trump slammed his arteries’ comments, telling reporters, “My circulatory system has treated me very unfairly.”
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Damn right. Sheroe.
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Pockets for everyone!!!
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That’s a winning campaign slogan.
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A chicken in every pocket?
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Makes me wonder what red state-run National Guard units and the ACTIVE-duty branches of the military would do if the former were ordered to do “A” and the latter said “NOPE… B”.
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Mary Tyler Moore “broke” that when she began to sport Capri pants on the Dick Van Dyke Show… quite controversial back then.
Then there are men’s PJ pants that have sealed flies. They have the “promising” flap, then nadda.
Back to good news:
Susan Crawford was projected to win an open seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, keeping the high court’s 4-3 liberal majority intact and delivering a blow to Elon Musk and President Trump, according to Decision Desk HQ.
Liberal candidate wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race in blow to Trump, Musk
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The Facebook app now has an option to just show posts in your feed from your actual friends. It makes it feel like Facebook from 10, 15 years ago.
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What would really maybe tempt me to go back to Facebook would be:
- Zuck resigns.
- Allow users to view posts only from friends and in strict chronological order, no posts skipped, no recommended posts, no algorithmic anything.
- Allow fully customizable keyword filter lists.
- Meta commits to inclusivity and diversity, and cracks down on hate, derogatory speech, violent content, etc.
- Meta also ramps up fact checking and cracks down on the spread of dangerous disinformation.
- Meta commits to user privacy.
- Meta commits to not manipulating/blocking search terms (e.g. “privacy” and “LGBTQ”)
- Meta commits to better treatment of its employees and contractors.
- Meta completely drops its “real name” policy
- Meta refuses to run political ads, donate to political campaigns, or to censor content for any political regime
This is not going to happen.
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???
When I hit the circled icon, I get lists of people. Not posts.
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