Apocalypse Watch

Again?

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Wait, so the world has already instantly disappeared and been replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable?

What am I saying? Of course it has.

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Oh, well, if it’s on AOL.com then it just has to be true!

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It happened yesterday. It happens every thursday.

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I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

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“Well that’s cutting it a little bit close, isn’t it? I mean, just from a sales point of view, I mean your book is just coming out, you’re not gonna see any paperback sales for at least a year. It’ll be at least another year before you know whether you’ve got that mini-series or movie of the week kind of possibilities. I mean just Devil’s Advocate, Milty! I mean, shouldn’t you have said ‘Hey, the world’s going to end in 1992?’ Or better yet 1994?!”

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No one can. And now we know why.

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More on the Gulf Stream/Younger Dryas issue:

We really need to stop this within the next 600 creations.

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Gad, I can’t like that. TOO scary.

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Specifically, mosquitoes have been suggested as carriers of the disease; the insects have been found to test positive for M. ulcerans, and the use of insect repellent has been linked with a reduced risk of infection, according to the new report.

All you people who prefer summer to winter?

Mosquitos are why you’re wrong.

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Oregon.

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I prefer nutmeg.

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Josephine?

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whatif-0
whatif-1

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Now that sounds like the Onion.

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Poe’s Law. Sufficiently absurd beliefs are indistinguishable from satire.

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will you marry me
is that real gold

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