Apocalypse Watch

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It actually makes perfect sense, if you believe outbreeding the other is more important than surviving.

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This from the people that tried to combat the rising of the Salt Lake and subsequent flooding of Salt Lake City by saying “We need people to stop sinning and pray more.”

Then when the drought came and the lake level dropped, we waited for them say “We need to stop praying and sin more,” but that never happened.

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I’m now imagining a story where the climate is dependent on keeping sin within a precisely-tuned range.

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Please give us the details!

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Just read this sentence as I was browsing Jezebel:

Season 16 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians premieres Sunday night on E!

I try to just ignore these people, but I see their faces on line, and wondered what it is that they do to be “celebrities.” They have a TV show? And it’s been on for 16 years???

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their dad was O. J. Simpson’s lawyer

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Plus, one of them was Paris Hilton adjacent at just the right time, then had a carefully stage managed sex tape. It fills the same niche as the soap opera, but now it’s interactive (ish).

It’s both lacivous (sex and plastic surgery) and wholesome (babies and family).

It looks ridiculous from the outside, because it’s not aimed at either of us. It’s a pop culture singularity and we’re so far outside the event horizon that we cannot grasp what the fuck is going on in there.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a private, human conversation with any of them. Would it be possible to connect at all? Might they really surprise me? I cannot fathom any series of events that would allow that to happen, though.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/judge-rules-new-york-county-cant-ban-unvaccinated-children-from-schools-parks/2019/04/06/589ae326-587e-11e9-8ef3-fbd41a2ce4d5_story.html

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I wouldn’t mind discussing plastic surgery. I think we could really connect!

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No, but thank you for sharing…

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Do you want blown-up Statues of Liberty?

Because this is how you get blown-up Statues of Liberty.

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Sorta. I could be on board with that.

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apes

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It’s simple we don’t name any of them Koba.
There all done.

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