Badass Dragoons of the Highlands Necktie Lounge

[ghoti]

[Pogo]

Wheeeee!

[Hadley]

Hey Moe, what are you doing here in the necktie lounge? You still got a head don’t ya? I guess you don’t really have a head to loose. Man it’s good to see you. What you up to? Do you want a beer?

You’re helping Mr. Collins now? That funny I didn’t think he was your type I haven’t seen you read a book in centuries.

What’s that you say, your enemy’s enemy is your friend? You swore your ending allegiance to Mr. Collins because he slew Bag of Hammers which avenged my death? Awww. You didn’t have to do that. I’m touched man. You’ve been the most loyal friend an immortal could have. Here I still got a few extra shrimp in my pocket for you.

What? You gotta go already? You just got here. Okay have fun protecting Mr. Collins. Don’t loose any tentacles in the next battle.

[Justa_Little_Whinger]

Take your spam elsewhere. There is only one official Necktie Lounge knife sharpener.

[gwwar]

Jane (@MalevolentPixy) has a strange craving for soft serve.

[Nightflyer]

Oh, hey there! Pull up a chair, have a drink or two–

~makes vague gestures with a bottle of vodka, less than half-full by now~

–and have some popcorn.

~grabs a few kernels out of the bowl and tosses them at the back of the Whinger’s head as he passes by.~

[Pogo]

nudges Evelyn, motions to funnel to pass with the vodka

[ghoti]

It’s getting more and more difficult to get a drink around here.

Bartender! Woof woof!

[Nightflyer]

~shrugs, passes the bottle of vodka to the Ratchett~

[Pogo]

twists head around on the bar to face Evelyn, points at gaping neck-hole, slides bottle and funnel over to Ennis

[TobinL]

drinks are on the way

[Myf467]

Hi, everyone! Say, what does a gal have to do to get ahead in these troubled times?

Got anything in a nice silk scarf, jlw? I’m an autumn. (No polyester, please.)

Who’s up for a round of mead pong? Loser washes the blood out of my hair.

[ghoti]

[Nightflyer]

I’ll play too. But first–

~walks over to jukebox, puts in a franc, makes a selection~

–a little music for tonight’s drama…

[ghoti]

Anyone up for some karaoke?

[guest_account_7]

   Dear Mister Collins,
   You keep telling me I've got everything

   You say I've got everything I want

You keep telling me you're gonna help me 
You're gonna help me, 

but you don't


but now I'm in too deep

you see it's got me so that I just can't sleep

’get me out of here,

pleaseget me out of here`

Just help me,

I'll do anything,

ANYTHING

If you'll just help

get me out of here

[ghoti]

Anything going on?

Hmm, back to my reading. Woof.

[TobinL]

Need some help with the crossword?

[teknocholer]

Anything going on?

[ghoti]

Need some help with the crossword?

Let’s see… five-letter word for “shiller of garbage, total hypocrite, misser of things that no one else misses, general all-around poopy-pants”, starts with a “J”.