Because Fuck You metric system

I had my doubts, but I plugged it into an online conversion tool and by gum you’re right!

Now, how many hands is 66 cm?

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6.5 hands, give or take.

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Thats why we say “give a hem and they’ll take the whole sleeve” or “give a hand (shake), get the arm (ripped off)” < note to self: don’t try to shake the hand of a bear again.

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An AI did that, right?

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Just look at them!

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Watch out for those deadly black tarantulas

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If, like me, you needed a little help on this one:

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I actually did :smiley:

Washington had a dream!

“but we should have a word for a 1000 pounds!”
“and yet we won’t”

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I enjoy seeing further proof that ai is too goddam stupid to do math, the very reason computers were invented.

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Iguana Metric is real science, man!

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The poor iguanas!

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:notes:Do you like frozen iguanas,
Falling down like the rain
Don’t stand 'neath the trees here ,
they’re impacting terrain.
Avoid taking them inside now ,
They’re cranky when they awake
They’ll scratch and bite once they’ve warmed up,
then they’ll try to escape.:musical_note:

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all 10s dammit from FGD

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oh, yes!
i will be singing that one every winter.
in all the years I’ve lived here, in the keys, we have only had one cold snap cold enough to drop iggies, and indeed, one did land in front of the house. i moved the wee beastie so it would remain unmolested until it warmed up enough to run on.

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