The most horrifying thing about that “fork” is that the tines are not evenly spaced.
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Fork kerning?
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YES! this is a complete sentence.
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I could see that as a serving fork (though it’s a terrible photoshop) it would be useful for picking up a fish fillet.
Eating, no thanks.
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I plan to use that everywhere as my new swear word.
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A real man would just stab everything with a Bowie knife. Wait no, that sounds too much like David Bowie. Better call it a Texas Knife instead.
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Yeah… Honestly I thought real men only ate with two knives.
Like the Romans!
But with US men these days I suspect if you poured slop out on the floor and told them "real men"™ lick it up and then roll around in the muck to protect their skin you’d have a pile of dudes moshing in the mashed potatoes.
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Sigh. Remember when that was satire? Pussycat got me a Harry’s shave club membership thingie for Xmas - I immediately cancelled the subscription - and the razor has SIX FUCKING BLADES. It’s like half a fucking inch of blades
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The Macho Mash!
They did the Macho Mash
The Macho Mash!
It was a locker room smash
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Ah, so its really a dessert fork. Got it.
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It’s amazing how wrong that fork looks like! 
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And, ironically, the good old safety razor with a single razor blade is the cheapest, most elegant, most durable, and gives you the best shave.
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Great. Now I’m thinking about the Roman Empire.
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Yeah, I saw someone comment that “real men” use a “fork” with only one tine, aka a knife. That does seem to me like the design direction an overly macho fork would go.
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I mean, if you’re afraid of hot grease burning your dainty fingers, you can use little tools that nerds made with their metalworking technology. Or you can just skip that and use your hands and teeth to rip meat apart like a wild animal.
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