Elon Musk Destroys Everything

To fight communism we must do as they did: We will send specialized workers and highly trained technicians to work in mines, factories and remote regions, in case they are disloyal and our leader feels threatened.

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This protest sign and photo composition made me laugh. Was in Berkeley

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Pol Pot has entered the chat.

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The purchase was made before people set Cybertrucks on fire or took strong political stances on Tesla.

I call bullshit. The strong stances were long before the cybertruck. You’re just an idiot.

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And I think Medicare wont have a bright Future ahead. She will be without her Company and with a lame car.

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I would say without the car because it’ll probably get repossessed, but I’m not sure the bank or Tesla would want it back.

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The edges of the vehicle are flat, and it allows for enough description and visual components to increase our branding.

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:thinking:

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Branding!

Still more trustworthy than a cybertruck.

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I hate to judge…

but she looks like the kind of person who would buy a Cubertruck and then claim to receive death threats.

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Context? Who is she?

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Thanks, now I get it.

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The ultimate aim is to make Elon—in every facet of his life—an NPC.

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Soon after the harassment began, I paid $436 for a two-hour self-defense session. The instructor is scheduled to come to my office to teach my staff self-defense tactics in the event that the situation becomes violent, or if people physically show up here at my office or at my home. The session will focus on a number of methods including verbal de-escalation, active shooter and intruder response training, and escape from common holds.

Has the instructor actually arrived yet?

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From the same bsky comment thread, someone posted pics of the helpful one-pager they’re leaving taped to Tesla charging stations.

The text:

SORRY ABOUT YOUR SWASTICAR

We know you didn’t sign up for this.

Once upon a time, Teslas were cool. They were futuristic, fast, and felt like a step toward a
better world. No one could have predicted that Elon Musk would go full Nazi-apologist. And
now, here you are, driving around in a rolling PR disaster.

But don’t worry - there’s still time to get out before the resale value crashes harder
than Twitter.

HOW TO ESCAPE YOUR TESLA FASTER THEN ELON CAN LOSE ADVERTISERS:

  • Sell it ASAP: Prices are dropping. Get ahead of the wave by listing it on Carvana,
    CarMax, or local EV buyback programs. Check Tesla resale values daily.
  • Lease? Transfer it! Sites like SwapALease and LeaseTrader help you hand ofl your
    lease to someone who hasn’t read the news lately.
  • Trade it in: Some dealerships will still take a Tesla, especially if you’re getting a
    different EV.

BETTER EV OPTIONS THAT WON’T AGE LIKE A BAD TWEET:

  • Hyundai Ioniq 5 & 6 - Stylish, fast charging, and won’t make people side-eye you.
  • Rivian R15 & R1T - For those who wanted a Cybertruck but have taste.
  • Polestar 2 & 3 - Scandinavian cool, no billionaire baggage.
  • Ford Mustang Mach-E - Classic name, modem tech, no weird billionaire.
  • Anything NOT associated with a guy who tweets “great point" at white nationalists.

You bought your Tesla in good faith, thinking it was the future. It’s not your fault. The best
move is to leave it in the past - before the only buyers left are alt-right influencers and guys
who say “actually, free speech" every 10 minutes.

Good luck. Act fast!

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