The title is absolutely hysterical
The serious projection of “insurrection barbie” is also hysterical. She and lone skum are pissed that they can’t define “woke,” so they warm up the IMAX projector.
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I just received some questionable marketing flyer giving me me free access to our car’s gps tracking for three years. It appears to be affiliated with Subaru, but when you read the fine print it states that they are NOT affiliated with Subaru and they got our information using the state’s public records of newly registered vehicles. 
I wonder if the doxxing was just people combing through public records?
ETA: Indeed
And most of the information seems to just be addresses, phone numbers, business names and the like – much of which is already public information.
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I’m definitely uncomfortable with publishing people’s home addresses to encourage action against them.
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Yep. Me too.
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When I’m driving & the sun is in my face (so I can presumably be seen by oncoming drivers), I move my jaw up & down, thusly:
That, or when I’m waiting to make a right turn, I stare at the leftcoming traffic, bob my head & shoulders up & down & make an expression like the pinsuit gangster (before his head rolls away) at the beginning of The Song Remains the Same
“WE DO OUR PART”
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At one of our Christmas work parties, we had some of the childrens’ librarians put on a puppet performance of a children’s story called Strega Nonna, which involves a bunch of nuns. Each of the puppeteers wore the same costume as the puppet they were performing with. Our branch head was cast as the Mother Superior, and wore her costume home in the car. She made a point of making faces at other drivers and giving them the finger.
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What if the Tesla is inside a school? Is it terrorism or something that deserves only thoughts and prayers?
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Always hilarious when these folks assume any action against them must be “funded” by some shadowy conspiracy, because they’re so arrogant they can’t imagine anyone having a legitimate reason to hate them, because the very idea of having deeply-held beliefs that aren’t motivated by greed is alien to them, and because of simple projection- funding shadowy illegal shit is how they do things.
and they wanna hurt Tesla because we’re stopping the terrible waste and corruption in the government.
Tesla is a car company, jackass. A CAR COMPANY. It is not their duty or their right to interfere in the government. Besides, that’s all on YOU, Musk. If you did get killed, I doubt anyone would care about Tesla any more. YOU are the problem.
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He’s not paranoid enough.
He needs to up that to the involuntary hospitalization level.
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Wonder if he’s ever tried angel dust…
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Vitamins A & K are part of a balanced breakfast.
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I’ll bet we can guess which group he thinks is funding this conspiracy to kill him.
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“I always thought that the left, you know, Democrats were supposed to be the party of empathy, the party of caring, and yet they’re burning down cars, firebombing dealerships, they’re firing bullets into dealerships, they’re smashing up Teslas.”
So he will insist empathy is the downfall of civilization, but also how dare people not apply it to him. The right in a nutshell.
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