I want to know why no one is talking about how bad that giant bust of Elon Musk down in his new company town is⌠I mean, itâs fucking hideous and it doesnât look anything like the dipshitâŚ
Like, do people remember that awful Lucille Ball statue? Itâs that badâŚ
But I have yet to hear one joke about it.
All I see there is a partially melted Martin Sheen.
I dunno I think it conveys his soulless eyes and weak sagging little mouth pretty accurately. Like a caricature. Ugly sculpture.
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This lady might be one of my new favorite musicians in the whole worldâŚ
Oh my dog
âI need to get my priorities in line. Fatherhood distracted me from what really matters, which is running Tesla. If I see a reason to do it in the future, Iâll do it, but currently, I donât see a reason.â
So heâs in the negative-numbers for fatherhood?
(I know: Iâm not subtle enough to write for The Onion. But it would be fun!)
spreading my seed
Whereâs my puke emoji?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: âTwo vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
âMy name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!â
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.â
It looks like heâs had a stroke.
whatâs with the band-aid? is he stealing some âFittyCentâ vibe? would be just like his white supremacist stupid-ass to do that kind of bullshit.
Donât tease us.
The band-aid was added after people peeled off the paint there, as well as breaking the chin â in case itâs not clear, MemeLord is just fiberglass.