Elon Musk Destroys Everything

If it weren’t for the implied homophobia, kek suckers would fit well with his new racist inanity.

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“So I thought about this dependency position,” Snyder said. “I was going to call it Muskotrumpovia, because I think Musk is a more important person, but Trumpomuskovia had a nicer ring to it.

“And also, I wanted Muskovia because I wanted the idea of Russia to be there in the background, because a lot of smart Russia hands are saying this all the time: this is kind of like the 1990s in Russia. You have the doddering, rich-but-not-very-rich president [Boris Yeltsin], surrounded by more youthful, more active, ambitious oligarchs. That’s the kind of scenario [America is] in.”

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Somebody needs to add the caption “I’m king of the world!” to this; a laTitanic;

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Awritey…

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Thank you!

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How about “Pull!” ?

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Take your pick!

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I’m thinking that Elon does actually want to be king of the world, so that that the Titanic quote is apt.

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The primary difference between Musk and Trump that I can see is that Musk actually delivers a product. He at least does that much.

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That’s the oligarchic equivalent of leaving a flaming bag of poo.

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Welp, what the year 2025 will likely be, in one screenshot…

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Symbolism? Irony?

I did a LOL at this comment:

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Well the cybertrucks do resemble dumpsters …

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Apollo has a sense of humor.

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One of these reflects his desire - the other reflects our desire…

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Saw one of these in person while I was traveling recently and wow is it ugly. There’s just nothing exciting design wise about it. I’ve seen it compared to a Hummer in terms of it’s place in the car food chain, and I get that, but at least the Hummer had some fun design.

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I’ve only seen one, and it was at night. I was “WTF did I just see?”

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I just came across a picture from a different angle:

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They are everywhere here in the Seattle area. Theres even one in my parking lot. (I’m guessing the owner works for SpaceX or a dealership because they seem to rotate between a Model 3 and Cybertruck depending on the day of the week.)

There’s not one time that I see one and don’t think “what an ugly and stupid looking vehicle”. It’s just so big and stupidly proportioned. It’s got tiny little headlights and tail lights, sits really high, and exudes zero practicality. I can’t think of any reason to buy one unless you’re trying to be intentionally provocative (in the “stick it to the libt*rds” sense).

That’s just the outside. I’ve watched a few YT videos on it mostly out of curiosity and because I’m a car nut, and it’s such a dangerous and poorly designed interior that I don’t know how it meets any sort of safety regulations. You have a touch screen gear shifter on the windshield (that can fall off when you pull the sun visors), and capacitive turn signals on the steering wheel, FFS.

It’s just the epitome of “asking if you could versus if you should” to paraphrase Ian Malcolm.

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