Elon Musk Destroys Everything

They are everywhere here in the Seattle area. Theres even one in my parking lot. (I’m guessing the owner works for SpaceX or a dealership because they seem to rotate between a Model 3 and Cybertruck depending on the day of the week.)

There’s not one time that I see one and don’t think “what an ugly and stupid looking vehicle”. It’s just so big and stupidly proportioned. It’s got tiny little headlights and tail lights, sits really high, and exudes zero practicality. I can’t think of any reason to buy one unless you’re trying to be intentionally provocative (in the “stick it to the libt*rds” sense).

That’s just the outside. I’ve watched a few YT videos on it mostly out of curiosity and because I’m a car nut, and it’s such a dangerous and poorly designed interior that I don’t know how it meets any sort of safety regulations. You have a touch screen gear shifter on the windshield (that can fall off when you pull the sun visors), and capacitive turn signals on the steering wheel, FFS.

It’s just the epitome of “asking if you could versus if you should” to paraphrase Ian Malcolm.

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thatlittleegyptologist:

Dad: Is Kek really the Egyptian god of darkness?

Me: yeah, he’s a primordial god of the darkness that existed before creation. Why?

Dad: Elon Musk changed his name on twitter. Kek into Kekius isn’t Latinisation is it?

Me: we’re starting this year off badly

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God you absolute fucking walking meme train-wreck clown

(I covered his face with a chicken because I don’t wanna look at it)

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The Verge has some additional coverage:

According to the story, an “official” who is “anonymous” but “briefed” on the situation said that the Cybertruck contained “firework-style mortars”. If true, this could just be a standard-issue idiot with leftover fireworks from New Years, who fate deemed fit to strike in the right place at the right time. But really, who knows at this point.

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I looked at the Instagram of the eyewitness. Whaddyaknow he drives a wankpanzer too. I wonder if it was his?

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Ha, such a cute widdle toy steering wheel.

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the fire was put out within an hour.

Getting a lithium fire out that quickly is impressive.

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Among the worst ass-covering efforts I’ve ever seen.

Not that Muskies won’t lap it up like they do the rest of his bs.

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Holy shit. If it turns out these things cause cancer, he’ll post that they aid weight loss.

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I drive by that location pretty often… I’ll be driving by their on Friday to go bowling, in fact… the bowling alley is literally 2 blocks away…

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And is this opinion about a Cybertruck’s unsuitability for use as a bomb based on a test? Of course not. If that wankpanzer was packed with ANFO it would be obliterated just as easily as a Honda Civic would be.

As it stands now all we can tell is that a Cybertruck cannot handle burning fireworks.

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Flag of Kekistan

Police are investigating after a Tesla Cybertruck filled with fuel canisters and firework mortars exploded outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Not exactly Mcveigh is it?

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This is the first I have noticed the flag. Here is an article describing it all from 2017.

Apparently this is what Nazi humor looks like. It’s the far-right equivalent of Nutopia.

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Wouldn’t the light armor contribute to a theoretically useful buildup of pressure?

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Irony is a massive part of alt-right pipeline.

Elon is of out of style or however that is said in English…

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Somewhat doubtful. The pipe is a tightly sealed container. The Cybertruck is panels mounted on a frame with gaps between them. Plus some of the elements are explicitly designed to swing outwards which would give an overpressure several ways out.
Shrapnel, on the other hand, could be a possibility.

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Marge is trying to suck up to both presidents.

The Las Vegas sheriff said that the Cybertruck’s frame actually limited the blast even protecting the Trump hotel.

I was impressed over the holidays when I tried out the full self driving feature of a Cybertruck. It drove me to Starbucks and home flawlessly.

But it’s even more impressive that the integrity of the Cybertruck saved lives from the LV terrorist bomb.

Now they need to release the name of terrorist who did this.

She also has the whole thing figured out, I hope she contacted the FBI tip line to report the obvious information she has.

It is becoming increasingly obvious that the terrorist attacks in New Orleans and the Las Vegas Trump Hotel are organized and connected.

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