Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Thinking out loud here: Let’s say the entirety of all-things Musk fall under the “Musk Era”. All manner of shittery going on, popping in, popping out, within that era. In that case, perhaps we could refer to the life-cycle of the Cybertruck as the Musk Era’s Cybertruck Period. I admit that there’s period overlaps, but history can be messy.

Musk Era

  • Zip3 Period

  • PayPal Period

  • Failed Product Delivery Promises Period

  • Products Exploding/Catching Fire Period

  • Consumers Used to Field Test Products Period

  • Cybertruck Period

  • Wasted Billions of Dollars Thinking He Could Colonize Mars Period

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Isn’t that like all of it?

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So, we’re gonna call that an era now? An era on top of another era? Are you crazy?! Are you out of your mind?! :wink:

(Note to self: Include “Pedo Guy Insult Period”. That actually had life for far longer than any insult should have.)

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If that’s real, then Elon has no idea how the natural, cultural process of pejoration works. Won’t be long before his own name becomes an insult, like “quisling”, and for a similar reason if only one.

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Ah, the Not-Muskrat. Poor little boi.

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I can believe it’s real.
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@AggressiveSarc1 took one for the cause.

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I’ve already seen it used as an insult, as in people responding to stupid or reprehensible opinions on the internet with “Elon Musk, is that you?” (And given that he uses sock puppet accounts, there’s always a very small chance that it actually is him.)

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A couple of years on and Leon will be the only human being posting on EGGS, with the AIs using him to play a game which is basically a reverse Turning test.

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Oh please Dog, not an era. Call me a cockeyed optimist, but I would rather believe that the Elnocene and the Turmpocene are at worst subepochs of the Anthropocene.

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Iseeyourpointcene.

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Only get one of the two pictures in the one box.

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Awesome. Though I might’ve gone with “DORK’S WANKPANZER.”

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Someone call Strange Aeons!

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