TIL the singing telegram girl in Clue is Jane Wiedlin.
JANE FREAKING WIEDLIN
How did I not know this until now? Behold, the greatest punk acting career in all of cinema:
(Okay she was also Joan of Arc in the first Bill and Ted movie but she didn’t even get any lines)
I can not suspend disbelief over this billionaire fan fiction.
Some people really want you to know that they prefer to watch?
The shirt is an abomination. Knot work with a goofy four-leaf clover (not a shamrock) and eagle wings?
It was probably designed by AI.
Seems like a missed opportunity for museum funding. Just buy some orange candles, and charge folks an extra fee for each hit. They’d probably be lined up around the block like those passengers in Airplane! 
Toop me a second…
(Some time later…)
When you don’t give a shit
If you don’t or do it
That’s amoral.
