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A man went to a costume party wearing nothing but a pear impaled upon his penis. He knocked at the door, and the host answered wearing nothing but with his member dipped into a warm bowl of custard.

“What are you supposed to be” inquired the Host.

“Oh me?” Replied the man, “I’m deep in dis pear! And you?”

The host reaponded “I’m fucking dis custard”

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She’s not wrong.

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https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/teens-detained-after-condom-robbery-police-chase-on-aurora-avenue/281-606c37fc-64eb-4188-bdf9-a49032302434

SEATTLE — Three teenage boys will be held in juvenile detention, accused of stealing condoms, pointing a gun at people, and ramming into a police cruiser during a getaway on Seattle’s Aurora Avenue.

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JHFC, don’t they have anything better to do?

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At first, I wasn’t sure if it were an officially branded Trump product, or just some low-effort Chinese drop-shipper scam where they used AI to fake Trump’s endorsement, because the quality of the two types of scams are pretty much the same in most cases. Also, even if it is officially licensed, that doesn’t stop it from being a low-effort Chinese drop-shipper scam where they used AI to fake Trump’s endorsement.

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Verily the very badass par excellence!

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It’s almost impossible to tell her story without underplaying it.

The convent story is even more fantastical than described here- She infiltrated it to rescue her lover who had been secluded there, swapped her with a dead body, and escaped after burning the place down to cover their tracks.

In another story, she encountered a young nobleman, quarrelled, she beat him in a duel, then nursed him back to health and they became lifelong friends.

And finally, she herself retired to a convent at the age of 31, having been a master duellist, opera singer and outlaw during her short life.

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So that thought is just a fantasy??

:cry:

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It’s allright, Honey. They put up the sign while they were coming down.

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