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real stooopid!
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Alternate idea
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/me looks around at lack of smitings.
I’m gonna go with god.
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Which one?
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I haven’t made any milkshakes.
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Boiled beef and carrots,
Boiled beef and carrots,
That’s the stuff for your “Derby Kell”,
Makes you fit and keeps you well.
Don’t live like vegetarians
On food they give to parrots,
Blow out your kite, from morn 'til night,
On boiled beef and carrots.
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Just wait when they combine “water based cooking” and enemas.
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Liars lying to other liars. It’s a closed circuit, baby.
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Surely the bees came from Oprah!
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^video^
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Corgi Hawk? I love how the dog is perfectly in control and confident.
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