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Transcript of Donnie Dipshit, Pooty-Poot phone call

“No, you hang up…no, you hang up first…no, you…no you…no, you hang up…no, you first…no, you…no, you”…

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Not really accurate, though. Trump loves Putin, but Putin thinks he’s a useful chump and has no trouble snubbing or insulting him. “No you hang up…click.”

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I was like, “Is that the butt? Is the body going through a padded butt donut? Oh, wait. They are curled up into a ball on their side. Those are their front paws!” :joy: :heart_eyes_cat:

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Do M&Ms?
[Snickers]

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Mad Magazine liked to punch hippies.

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I didn’t expect those to be pulled from the Schuylkill River.

I hope it was catch and release. Because I wouldn’t eat them!

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Trying too hard? (I’m not young enough to know.)

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That is totally whack, yo!

Quoting Phil Hattman

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