I mean, is that not how most people wind down?
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I too saw sn Iguana
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Newly powered by AI?
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The ones I saw were not evenly spaced - the third one was kinda off by itself, and way fainter than the other two. There were other witnesses, happily enough 
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It was an idiot years and years ago when I tried it. I quickly learned that I knew more than it did, and I was very disappointed.
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Any telepath tryinta read mine would V quickly find themselves tied up in knots like a series of pretzels.
Anyone whoâs eaten hallucinogens, and found themselves thinking about 16 different things in less than 30 secsâŚyeah, welcome to my world, only slower.
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I read an urban fantasy novel where a hostile telepath was frustrated by only getting the lyrics to They Might Be Giants songs out of the main characterâŚ
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Eight, sir; seven, sir;
Six, sir; five, sir;
Four, sir; Three, sir;
Two, sir; one!
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
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Damn, that was excellent, love me some Sly. 
We could use some of that olâ time 70âs vibe these days.
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In Get A Life, Chris Elliot gets infected with toxic waste and becomes super intelligent. He then states, âthatâs the secret to learning stuff, donât sing cartoon theme songs in your head when other people are talking.â He uses his intelligence to become the spelling bee champion.
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Thatâs fucking awful.
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Making fun of an 80 year old doesnât have any place in our politics.
Making fun of fascists? MORE
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