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Missed opportunity: Tactical tea with tauterine and Pro-Grade Q-tips, now 3x larger for real man-sized ears. As seen on The Joe Rogan Show!

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Be different, like everyone else!

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As a curious object i think the bottle design is interesting (ignoring people’s perchance of misusing phallic objects). But practically speaking this doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. If I was drinking a beer straight from the bottle at a beach the last thing I want is get a whole bunch of sand on it, and the hot beach sand would end up giving you a warm beer. Just stick it in a bucket with ice

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Blurred for the reference to goatse… though it’s perfectly innocent.

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If I was a beer company, I’d want my bottles to be as tippy as possible. They’ll have to buy more to replace whatever spills.

Next they can do a bottle with glass spikes on the bottom for fitting into turf or carpets and long glass spikes for shag carpets.

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Never had it myself, a good friend and his wife discovered it in Belgium.
If you forget there’s a glass holder, the staff will send you home.
And your troos be wet.

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It’s an amphora. A tiny amphora.

They had pointy bases to stand up in ship’s ballast or dirt-floored basements.

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Had to GoogleEarth Vashon Island.
Bloody Well Done, you lot!
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:grinning:

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And sand-floored storage rooms.

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Not without handles! The amphi phoros is the whole point!

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The Hamberdlar!

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At least the Kwak glass has a flared mouth which is good. Admittedly I have not reviewed the summary notes of Belgian emergency rooms to ascertain the effectiveness of the flaring

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Although in this case it could be “one in each hand.”

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I’d always wondered about that. I still don’t quite get it- even if they weren’t wood or stone, wouldn’t most floors have been too packed-down from use to sink blunt clay jars into, even if they were a bit pointed?

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Maybe they were less likely to crack during firing with a rounded bottom. I have done no research whatsoever

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