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Those swabs are only missing the word “tactical”

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Real men do not “swab.” Swabbing is woke."

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Real men don’t wipe /s

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https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/in-n-out-owner-leaving-california-20776607.php

On the conservative “Relatable” podcast, Snyder said that it’s not just business needs that are pushing her to the outskirts of Nashville. California, it seems, has started to wear on the heiress who once owned a mansion in the gated, secretive San Gabriel Mountain foothills. “There’s a lot of great things about California, but raising a family is not easy here. Doing business is not easy here,” Snyder said.

“It will be wonderful having an office out there,” Snyder continued. “Growing out there, and being able to have the family (and other peoples’ families) out there.”

Later in the podcast, Snyder went on to say that, as part of the company’s long-planned expansion east, she consulted, among other people, Nashville’s own Kid Rock, who playfully redrew the company’s expansion boundaries to make sure it included Tennessee. Currently, Snyder said, there are no plans to actually move much farther northeast from there (sorry, New York). “Florida has begged us, and we’re still saying no,” Snyder said. “The East Coast states, we’re still saying no.”

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So In-N-Out is going to become the next Steak-N-Shake?

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So sailors are not “real men”?

Whatever like.

I have my own ideas about what really matters about being a man and, spoiler alert, I doubt it has much to do with what they think.

But I’m confident in defending those values against them.

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Pfui! That fucker is Romeo, Michigan’s own!

“Nashville’s own!” Pshaw!

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Girl I like the way you think

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You joke, but it’s a thing, unfortunately.
There are idiots out there who honestly think touching their own butt wil make them gay.

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If they don’t touch their own butt, then there’s less risk that they may accidentally discover that they like it.

Or something.

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Wow… I love that. Not just the sentiment, but the form…

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A whole bunch of weird and disturbing makeup art.

https://naamahdarling.tumblr.com/post/789624028453339136

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Try wearing that makeup to the airport next time you have to fly.

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You can buy anything in Mr Price. Not your common or garden discount shop.

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Rat farts!

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