This is how Charlize Theron died in Pringlemetheus.
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I think I remember seeing that. And soon after he was advertising something on Milwaukee TV, but I can’t remember what.
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A dairy farm, maybe? Seems like those were the ads I saw in the Twin Cities, Madison and Wausau/Green Bay. TV never seemed to be on whenever my grandparents dragged me to Racine. 
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Was it the wonder boner? 
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For the love of Dog, that’s too many boners for a reasonably short commercial!
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I don’t remember ads for dairy farms. It seems like Milwaukee TV mainly had ads for beer, bratwurst, and car dealerships.
You’ll have fun being the one driving a Hall Chevrolet.
This is the story of Ernie Von Schledorn. He’s the car dealer down in the Falls.
Get a Dodge City Dodge between the road and you.
Ruby-Ruby-Ruby-Ruby-Ruby Chevrolet
I could go on.
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Pondering it some more, I seem to recall it was specifically Blue Bunny ice cream in the ads I saw.
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My mom’d dress like that, too, but she’d be there to fix the damn machine.
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If she can still buckle her swash - I applaud.
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Sadly, true. But the children and elderly relatives of idiots would get caught in that trap, too.
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A lot of problems would be solved, more problems would remain, and in the process many new problems would be introduced.
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What we really need is a strain of Covid that is very lethal only to elderly people who have been overexposed to a combination of aspartame and orange makeup.
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