My wife can make a Big Dipper out of just about any constallation.
Iâve said âany drum ican be a âbongoâ if youâre ignorant enoughâ but perhaps a handy chart like this would be better 
Having grown up in WV, I have to call bullshit on this travesty. Ainât nobody outdrinks a Mountaineer!
Oh no, I assure you, Wisconsin drinking is a whole thing!
I had a colleague from the Milwaukee area who said that he couldnât get drunk from beer anymore, it just made him have to use the bathroom more often. I donât know if that was true or not, but I did go out drinking with him once on Mackinac Island and it was the last time that I tried to âkeep upâ with anyone.
Yeah; thatâs a mugs game anywhere.
Was his name Lenny or Squiggy? 
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For cereal moaners?
THESE FROSTED FLAKES ARENâT GRRRRRRREAT!
Nope! Did he steal that line from Laverne and Shirley???
Not that I know of. Those were just the two most likely people from Milwaukee to say something like that. The Fonz was more reaponsible.
My Grandpa said he could smell stale beer all over town when he was in Milwaukee during the late 80s.
https://whnt.com/news/decatur/morgan-county-sheriff-deputies-searching-for-man-after-vehicle-left-scene-of-multiple-wrecks/
Ah, good times happening just down the roadâŠ
ETA not one boxing. A series of hit-and-runs on the main north-south thoroughfare, bystanders chase the car into the next county, catch and hogtie one of the guys in the car, other one escapes into the woods
Well done the bystanders!
