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Yes, but mini woodchippers don’t make elegant earrings.

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Can we get her to shoot Mosk in the leg (at least), while he’s trying to escape on a frozen lake?

I’d pay to watch that.

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Looks like she blinked:

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Totally, sauna benches were crazy tall.

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A feel-good romp if ever there was one!

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I’ve been trying to do this ever since I’ve read about it.

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  1. Corporate marketers (in this case, Anheuser-Busch) engage the principal (Saquon) either well prior if they have a preexisting relationship, or as a fast-follow if something is developing quick. The former in this case, bc BL has a longstanding NFL deal.

  2. They negotiate the ask. My sense is…
    …the celeb is often satisfied with free beer as an “in-kind” payment, though that’s obviously case by case (beer joke!)

  3. Anheuser-Busch either straight up covers it, or splits it with the relevant distributor that’s going to fill the order.

  4. They hand it off to the PR team to HAMMER the story

  5. everybody gets content—anheuser-busch, the distributor, the credulous local news types filling their c blocks, etc.

  6. lather, rinse, repeat

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This seems like a terrible gift because it’s so much beer that a person can’t really refrigerate it as they work through drinking it. It’d end up going bad. A person’s options would be to start gifting a lot of it away, sell it, or throw a party and supply the beer. But i see it as someone giving me a chore to deal with, which is the worst kind of gift imho.

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