Thank the sweet FSM that the little one will survive. Seriously, though, shame on Sauk County for electing a paranoid coward to sheriff. No one needs that many handguns that poorly secured unless they are scared of their own damned shadow.
And to answer your question about closet shelves…7, is the latest age by which using chairs/ladders or simply climbing up the door jamb is to be expected.
Fuck.
If only we could talk about gun control…but it’s too soon /s
And this happened in Texas so every adult in that school could have been packing. And yet…
Just read the story on the BBC. Supposedly some fool wearing a MAGA hat and carrying a pistol was trying to get to the high school to “Make America Great Again”
Explosives too? Double fuck.
What, again? (not_that_shocked.gif)
Let’s arm those kids . . . with smiles! 
Surely that must have been the Trump hisself springing to action!
He wouldn’t hesitate, you know. He said so, and we all know what his word counts for.
I’m old enough to remember atomic bomb drills. Which are probably going to come back in the near future. But that’s what happens when you do everything in your power to bring a country back to mid-20th-century (white) norms. You don’t just get the clothing or the extreme race/gender hierarchy…you also get the possibility of complete annihilation.
plus don’t forget the Koch (rhymes with rock) brothers and other rich fucks are trying to get a Constitutional convention to change the document that “patriots” love so much. issue is the changes they want will pretty much spell the end of the country.
Now we are all lying sons of bitches.
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I’ve been to Billings. This is accurate.
Now had they choose say - Yaak, MT -the answer is always to overthrow anyone who disagrees with them.
I know it’s the Onion, but it isn’t wrong.
Coincidentally, Billings is just up the road from Marionville, where the white supremacists asshole who shot up the Jewish community center in Kansas City, used to be mayor live.
It’s a real different culture that civilized modernity might not recognize, up close.
Edit: Also, a 20 gun stockpile? LOL. In some places, 20 is a starter kit, an afternoon’s entertainment, living room decorations. A stockpile is a whole different thing.
The mayor of Marionville didn’t shoot up the community center, but he was just associated with the guy who did.
Well, I thought I read that he had been mayor previously, not that he was the mayor at the time. I stand corrected.
He was a perennial political candidate, but AFAIK he had never been a mayor of Marionville or anyone else, nor had actually been elected to hold public office.
The mayor of Marionville at the time had been associated with this guy and said alarmingly similar things in public.
yeah these “patriots” seem to have disappeared while the current shitshow is happening. The Constitution is being shredded and the militias and such aren’t doing shit? I thought they loved America and would defend it!!
