I intend to celebrate today, the day of our independence, by liking things to excess, by sipping tea noisily, and by helping four dozen high school students through their third dress rehearsal of “Fiddler on the Roof” (I’m so tired, but the kids are doing great.)
How will you remember this day?
Is this the beginning of the Great St. Elsewhere Schism?
Pfft. It’s the beginning of the Great St. Elsewhere Festival.
On the first day of Elsewhere,
My true love gave to me
A pineapple upside-down cake.
On the second day of Elsewhere,
My true love gave to me
Two posters dumped
And a pineapple upside-down cake.
I can’t wait for 2 others - I’m taking 5th day right now…
On the 5th day of Elsewhere
My try love have to me
Fiiiiive Golden Rumchata!
…
…
And a pineapple upside-down cake.
On the third day of Elsewhere,
My true love gave to me
Three lima beans
Two posters dumped
And a pineapple upside-down cake.
On the fourth day of Elsewhere,
My true love gave to me
Four games of Badass
Three lima beans
Two posters dumped
And a pineapple upside-down cake.
I truly feel on the THIRD day my true love would have given me
THREE LIGHTNING CABLES
On the sixth day of Elsewhere
my true love gave to me
Six orange owls
On the seventh day of Elsewhere
my true love gave to me
Seven trolls a creepin’
Six orange owls
Fiiiiive Golden Rumchata!
Four games of Badass
Three lima beans
Two posters dumped
And a pineapple upside-down cake.
If our anniversary is technically 4/20 that’s an interesting coincidence; that’s also the anniversary of my “Line” in my sorority, when we “crossed.”
So that’s 3 separate things to celebrate all on the same day.
On the eighth day of Elsewhere
My true love gave to me
Eight flags a-flagging
Seven trolls a-creepin’
Six orange owls
Fiiiiive Golden Rumchata!
Four games of Badass
Three lima beans
Two posters dumped
And a pineapple upside-down cake.
The day Melz crossed a line? How is that special? 
You’re wandering awfully close to one, yourself, methinks.
I can’t control it. It’s a sickness. 
We have a request from FerrisWheeler (not on this site) to include “ten years a banning”, but we still need nine first.
On the ninth day of Elsewhere
My true love gave to me
Nine vapers vaping
Eight flags a-flagging
Seven trolls a-creepin’
Six orange owls
Fiiiiive Golden Rumchata!
Four games of Badass
Three lima beans
Two posters dumped
And a pineapple upside-down cake.
On the tenth day of Elsewhere
My true love gave to me
Ten years a-banning
Nine vapers vaping
Eight flags a-flagging
Seven trolls a-creepin’
Six orange owls
Fiiiiive Golden Rumchata!
Four games of Badass
Three lima beans
Two posters dumped
And a pineapple upside-down cake.
