Holy Hell, You Guys

The word is, however, the basis for two very good pieces of music.

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At this point, I imagine that the White House is set up like Studio 54 circa its heyday and there is just a platter of cocaine when you walk into the bathroom. It’s like, hey, time to make some calls to our buddies in the press corps!

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I strongly (bigly) recommend that everyone listens to this program if you haven’t already:

It’s less predictable and more informative than you think it will be.

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he never said if he was standing in front of or behind you at the time of said shooting.

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Well, either way, if he’s not shooting straight then he’s got a problem.

But as far as front or behind, I suppose he’s only said which side he’d use when stabbing someone, and hasn’t said anything about shooting…

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“A wink’s as good as a nod to a blind bat”

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Now everyone knows he’s the poorest person working at the White House

Ouch!

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That was excellent. I’ve been looking for reporting like that.

One thing about DT, he really doesn’t seem to get sex. He’s the least sexiest guy I know, and seems to not even grasp the concept of sexuality. His wives are all more like wares he exhibits than people he seems to have any personal attraction to.

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Yeah, by now I would have expected some huge sex scandal to have surfaced, but it seems like his genitals rotted off a decade ago or something.

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The fact that “grab 'em by the pussy” wasn’t a real sex scandal… is scandalous. And, it is one of the things that makes me wonder if I got slipped some crazy pills, and I’ve been hallucinating wildly for what feels like two years.

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Preibus is gone

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I’m sure in his mind there is a simple equation:

$ = sex

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From Reince to Rancid in 6 months.

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Lather. Rinse. Repeat. The Nine-Second Loyalty Oath for White House Staff:

Also, that “Hail to the Chief” music? REBOOT!

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I am starting to wonder if my country’s ramp up on defence spending isn’t at least partly due to the fact that we share a border with a large, increasingly unstable nation. And how soon we’re going to need that defence.

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Wow, this is so insane. I don’t even know what to think about what is going on anymore.

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Ouch.

And in Priebus news:

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The fandango has begun.

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Oh, it was plenty scandalous… okay, obviously not “plenty scandalous” enough since it should have been a complete career-killer. But I just mean I would have expected hookers-n-blow in the Lincoln Bedroom, a revolving door of exploitable young interns… I dunno, I expected a touch more administrative competence, and a whole fuckton more Gomorrah.

I guess at his age he just wants to get his picture on the money now.

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