Introducing Discobot

(Has anyone else noticed, that after their initial response to me - and then later to @tekna, @discobot appears to have some anti-DOS/anti-griefing thresholds built in, and hasn’t responded to any of our other mentions here?)

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Or it’s just sulking.

“I told those humans how to find out what I can do, and all they do is keep throwing out ridiculous suggestions! If they want to just make fun of me, then FINE. Hrmph.”

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“…meatbag.”

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@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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Phew, we haven’t broken it! :innocent:

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@discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: Well begun is half done. — Aristotle

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Open the pod bay doors, @discobot.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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sounds like he’s saying “I’m afraid I can’t do that, Tekna,” in an indirect sort of way

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What happens when you flag @discobot?

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First, we’d have to goad it into doing something flagworthy, wouldn’t we?

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@discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: Either you run the day or the day runs you. — Jim Rohn

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@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

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@̱͍̘̯d̦͇ͅi̮̟͇̙s̤̩̣͈̞c̖̻̫̰͢o̸̘͈̲̜b̶̤̫̻o̵̤̬͙t͙̗ ̴̭̮̻͍̬̳s̲t̷̙̫̙̹a̞̙̖̮̜̘r̟ͅt̖ ̡͖̖͈e͔̳̟̻̮r̨͉̥̖ͅa̴̪̼̟͈͉d̮̳͔̳̘i̪ć̝̞̹̝̬͎̟a͎̦͎t͖̙̳̜̲i̗̩͘o̼̳n̴̬̺̭

(I’m almost afraid it will say yes…)

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@discobot Cygnus Alpha, standard speed.

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