Mathematical jokes

Don’t get me started on algebra. (those things mermaids wear)

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It makes sense if you’re trying to conscript the “scoundrels,” and spare the “patriots,” and you mean 2/3 of the conscripts are running away.

In that case you’d need enough “patriots” guarding your regime to keep the “scoundrels” from advancing to the rear.

But if 2/3rds of them are scoundrels, how can most of them be patriots?

2/3 of the conscripts are “scoundrels,” and running away. You’re hoping the other 1/3 are “scoundrels,” and won’t run away. But most of the public are “patriots,” and support your war and your attempts to conscript the “scoundrels.”

The day Pythagoras died.

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Hmm. Riddle solution: the outside edges have higher elevation in the centers, so the distances include going uphill and downhill, but the center is flat, and this is a top-down view.

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Or they’re at different altitudes.

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… it’s a social tetrahedron :face_with_monocle:

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From a marketing email I received today: “Why do some people prefer fractions to decimals??? They’re pointless!”

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They’re selling periods?

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That was priceless!

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