Our Felonious Ex-President

Absolutely fucking brilliant! Her Majesty is as subtle as a serpent.

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:rofl: It’s a book on the Second World War too.

God bless the Queen.

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That’s why I say “subtle as a serpent”. This troll has it all: it’s a reminder of old alliances against fascism; it’s a first edition, but of the abridged edition, which is worth about 1% of the going price for the multi-volume first edition (Trump will be sorely disappointed if he tries to offload it); and it’s a book… gifted to a functionally illiterate man.

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I can totally get upset.

The Queen is descended from successful grifters.

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My wife and I finally got our passports renewed so we could celebrate her 50th Birthday on a cruise to Cuba.

Gee, thanks Trump.

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Trump interviewed by Piers Morgan.

So many great quotes.

“He did most of the talking, and he was really into climate change and I think that’s great,”

“He wants to make sure future generations have climate that is good climate as opposed to a disaster and I agree.”

“Don’t forget, it used to be called global warming, that wasn’t working, then it was called climate change, now it’s actually called extreme weather because with extreme weather you can’t miss,”

The president said he was moved by Prince Charles’ “passion for future generations” but stopped short of changing any of his views on climate science.

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Would you please keep this dumb shit at home?!?

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No! You keep him!

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People, people, we can compromise.

The Atlantic Ocean is vast, and things get lost in there all the time.

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*sigh*

Yes, it’s vast, but dumping toxic waste there is not a good solution.

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Much as it pains me to say it, I have to give him credit… he did a pretty good job with this speech.

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The last line says it all:

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I’m sure we could send a nice list of synonyms to our representatives. For “cowardly” alone, Word Hippo lists:

  • Basely or weakly fearful
  • chicken
  • craven
  • gutless
  • lily-livered
  • pusillanimous
  • recreant
  • spineless
  • yellow
  • abject
  • boneless
  • chicken-hearted
  • dastardly
  • faint-hearted
  • fearful
  • pigeon-hearted
  • shrinking
  • soft
  • spiritless
  • timorous
  • trembling
  • weak
  • weak-kneed
  • feeble
  • poltroon
  • quaking
  • sookie
  • white-livered
  • base
  • caitiff
  • candy-assed
  • chickenhearted
  • chicken-livered
  • cowering
  • milk-livered
  • scared
  • sissified
  • sissy
  • timid
  • unheroic
  • wet
  • wimpish
  • wimpy
  • yellow-bellied
  • afraid
  • anxious
  • apprehensive
  • backward
  • cowhearted
  • diffident
  • dismayed
  • fainthearted
  • frightened
  • jittery
  • nervous
  • panicky
  • pigeonhearted
  • poor-spirited
  • retiring
  • shy
  • worthless
  • lacking courage
  • no guts
  • paper tiger
  • running scared
  • having the willies
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Direct link to the WaPo article. Which may have already been posted here. It’s fucking hilarious:

The fact-checking comments are gold.

WaPo does The Dollop.

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